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Comedian, writer and film director Simon Amstell joins Ed and James in the dream restaurant this week. And James gets so excited he cooks one of the courses. (Plus – we probably need to be clear – in no way do we condone taking illegal substances.) Simon Amstell is on tour with ‘Spirit Hole’ from 8 Sep. Go to for tickets. Follow Simon Amstell on Twitter @simonamstell and Instagram @thisissimonamstell Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design) and Amy Browne (illustrations). Follow Off Menu on Twitter and Instagram: @offmenuofficial. And go to our website for a list of restaurants recommended on the show. Watch Ed and James's YouTube series 'Just Puddings'. Watch here.  

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