Something Rhymes with Purple

The Purple Post Bag

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The Purple postman has been and Gyles and Susie are eagerly digging into all the letters that we’ve had from the Purple People from all around the world!

Come discover why you are reduced to nothing in an annihilation, what prats and bottoms have in common, how avatars have been around long before computers and that Susie and Gyles are no where near their parcme.  

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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week: 

Incompetible: Not within the range of someone’s ability.

Malesuete: Having poor habits.

Paracme: The point at which one’s prime is past.

Gyles' poem this week was 'Misdiagnosis' by 'Mark Graham'

Is a Leppard always lonely?

You seldom ever see two of them together

And certainly never three

I wonder whether having spots 

is putting partners off 

They never look particularly sick

Though you sometimes hear them cough

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