Footballland
By Anthony Richardson, Mark Davison, Ryan Baxter
How do you design football themed theme park rides for a football themed theme park? This is how! Welcome to Footballland.
Despite having little to no theme park acumen between them, Anthony Richardson, Mark Davis and Ryan Baxter each pitch a football themed theme park attraction or facility every week. Owing to their lack of any abilities in this field, Anthony, Mark and Ryan regularly enlist the help of special guests including comedians, footballers, musicians and journalists, none of whom have any experience building theme parks either, but at least we blame somebody else for a little while.
We also receive regular contributions from our ever expanding team of Patreons. So come join us at Footballland! "Our Goal Is Your Dreams...!" "Where Dreams Are Kicked About!" "Come In And Kick The Magic?" "The Beautiful Game (Park (needs some work))!" "Come Score Some Pleasure!"
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Latest episode
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S02 E42 | Robbie Fowler's Growler, Calf and a Half & The Referee's A W*nker
Greetings, Captain Footballland here!I have exciting things to report: our intrepid trio continue to fight for the greater footballing good – battling interminable desert sand storms, blistering temperature and general indifference – th… -
S02 E41 | Robbie Keane's Roly Poly Shooting Gallery, Headless Chicken FC and The Footballer Vacation Simulator
Good day fair Footballlanders,Another glorious week of Footballland is upon us, and what a week of Footballland last week was, no? EXCITING NEWS ALERT!! We have broken ground! We think... (TBC) Either way Mark is out in Qatar, we think.… -
S02 E40 | Martin Tyler's It's Alive, The Quadruple Loople & The Mark Drapery
Greetings Footballland Earholders!Well, we must apologise again, not sure to who, but to somebody for sure... Yes we've failed, yet again, to break ground on Footballland but we're not really worried because it's all sand and sand is de… -
S02 E39 | Ten Hag Pin Bowling, Lee Cars Lee & The Draught Excluder
Greetings Footballlanders,It's all kicking off in Tuvalu! Anthony has started the newest, spiciest rivalry in football. After beating them in an 11 vs 1 game, he has now started to berate them and insult them whenever possible. Needless… -
Footballland S02 E38 | Mount Mason, Father & Son & The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland Earholders!What a sunny day it is here in Western Samoa, Doha and Butlins Mineh… -
S02 E37 | The Steve Wall of Death, Give It 110% and WAY Too Pumped
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWelcome one and all to Footballland! After a slight mix up two of the trio are in Goa, India,… -
S02 E 36 | The Rebekah Vardy Escape Room, Groundswell & The Hall Of Past/Future Mirrors
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandHello from Saudi Arabia! The boys are in Saudi (although Mark is in fact in Qatar) to build the w… -
S02 E35 | Ashley Young Getting Bird Poo In His Mouth: The Ride, The Damp Squib Factor & The Watcher
Greetings from Qatar!For the first time in Footballland history, the boys are in the Middle East! Anthony is in the Holiday Inn in Doha, Ryan is in The Marriott in Doha, and Mark is in Saudi Arabia. Time is really running out to build t… -
S02 E34 | Lukaku's Lucky 7s, Hit The Stanchion and Paul Ince's Magic Bandage
Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFinally something for the children! Paul Ince is in danger of being forgotten by the youth of tod… -
S02 E33 | Le Le Tissier Conspiracé, Pep's Over Thinking Obstacle Course & The House of the Unread
Fair Bank Holiday my UK based earholders! (And to the rest of the world... er, hello and don't ask what a Bank Holiday is.)We did it again, didn't we? Yep, we only went and came up with THREE sexy new attractions! We do…
