Rubberneckers

A Tale of 2 Streams | Episode 4

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John is the greatest member of Rubberneckers. We need John. Bob’s intros are really coming along. Awesome job Bob!

Theme tune needs a re-record Devan’s voice is too quiet but what can you do when Dave is doing the editing, not John the master editor. Dave tries to give himself the needle of Jacob after our former Tiktok superstar buddy Andrew is full of beans after a pre-show energy drink Collin says schloppy toppy in a creepy way. Devan’s ultimate insult for Andrew always is that he’s a virgin. What is he going to do once Andrew gets it in?

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Andrew acts like he’s the only one who has ever tasted pussy. Dave tries to join in on the conversation but it’s been a long long time despite being in a house filled with some of the finest ladies. Andrew is too busy to lose his virginity on Sunday. Andrew attempts some condom humour with little success and gets outclassed by Devan. Andrew and Devan bicker about Snapchat

Dave tries another chime in joke and gets smacked down by Andrew Dave ranks the manliness of all the Rubberneckers. Collin is the Alpha and Dave is the Omega The olds are less manly than the youngs. Who would have thought? What is the philosophy of comedy? Is the audience the most important or fuck the audience you gotta make yourself laugh first? We can’t find another John. John is irreplaceable What the fuck is a white boy summa? Bob brags that he’s given up on life. How is that a brag? Bob continues to try to push our patrons up from $1 up to $3 Andrew gives himself the Knee of Derek Dave tries to think of ways to get John back on the show. Without John and Andrew, we have no show Is the show about the members of the show trolling each other or actually about entertaining the audience? Collin somehow gets his way with his poo poo topics Only adding the Weasel at this point would make the show worse. Can we possibly bounce back from this? Andrew does some hilarious visual bits from the toilet

We discuss John’s need for anal douching. Use discount code manbrain at adamandeve.com Dave further despairs that without John and Andrew there is no show Roybert, our Canadian buddy, saves the show suggesting an Anthony Cumia update Anthony Cumia will be moving to South Carolina shortly. Dave is the Opie of the show. John is the Anthony Cumia. Andrew is the Jim Norton.

Andrew does some more visual bits on the audio show. Sign up to the Patreon to see how funny Andrew is on cam. www.patreon.com/contentkings $3 tier Dave gets so desperate he starts to ask trivia questions. Holy crap A little Batman talk doesn’t even get the show going. Oh my fricking god. Hopefully next episode is a return to form Dave plays some video interstitials inspired by his lord and saviour Brandon Paul Desorcy, host of Hey, How’s it Going Bob joins in with audio clips; his favourite audio clips featuring his favourite word in the world Dave sings that he can’t live without John Polar Bears don’t pope in the woods More poop talk The idiots on the show don’t understand fossilisation. Yes, poop can fossilise too Dave and Andrew engage in some pup play in a visual bit More poop talk Andrew laughs obnoxiously The team burn through the topics too quickly Dave presents the team with a historic cock finding spreadsheet Mel sadly is still single Andrew and Devan keep bickering about whatever and are cut off by the theme tune Dave’s remix of last week’s episode: Bob’s a cunt A little of Andrew’s recap of John’s pudding rage quitting extravaganza What will happen next week? Will we get everyone? Tune in live on www.patreon.com/contentkings $3 tier