Rubberneckers

Old Man Fingers Out Sex Math |Episode 6

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Dave’s remix was pretty good but will he ever do better than the classic Bob’s a cunt? Bob’s intro took an important swipe at Andrew who really isn’t taking this shit seriously. What gives Andrew? What are you doing with your life? Devan really brought the energy. Andrew takes medication now? Interesting It’s possible that John was the funniest this week. OMG John plays a standard goat fucking bit and everyone tries to laugh along while dying inside. Andrew offers some show suggestions but behind the scenes does nothing. Don’t show up last minute dude. Ayanami blows out the cobwebs. Collin is the main character for this episode because sunglasses and hat John opens the garden shed with talk of Leaf Blower Revolution, a free game all about blowing leaves, cursed cheese, and Mexican Lives Matter. Help Dave ascend the tower and defeat evil Bob. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1468260/Leaf_Blower_Revolution__Idle_Game/ Boomer Bob makes no sense with his word association humor maybe not sure. Something about fish? Bob misses a Deez Nuts joke. Shame on you Bob. The show goes to a grinding halt 6 minutes in. John finally gets on board with shilling for our Content Kings Patreon $3 tier. Bob tries to save the joke with some sexual humor about fingering. John tries to go along with the bit but struggles to count to seven. Devan points out that this segment is going nowhere. Andrew amuses Dave greatly with the line of the episode but others don’t agree Collin is too cool for the show. John gets treated like an N-word again. John gets all theatrical again. How can he be 100% straight? Dave apologizes for not being anti-free speech. John likes to think of himself as an N-word. Andrew over-laughs at his own joke that Dave still doesn’t understand. Bob brings up last week’s episode again. Why? Can’t we move on with this week’s episode? Collin the cool guy, keeps pointing out that cool guys are too cool to listen to the show. John loves herpes simplex humor Andrew played Shrek in a play and no one picked up on it Bob thinks there are squirrels in Australia. What a bigot. Devan refuses to pander to the Patreon subscribers. Andrew claims to be taking care of the Patreon subscribers but is probably getting confused which show he’s recording. Jesus Christ Andrew, it’s not that difficult. We are clearly difficult. Even Dave considers bailing from Patreon if it means talking on the show about the minutiae of the nickels and dimes. Dave insists that bits on bits are okay. Collin the cool guy continues to brag about being the coolest leaf blower. Bob brings up the fucking Chrischan rocks The team tries to do a standard bit about who would play each instrument in a rock band, but ends up doing a bit on bit about not understanding the bit. Bob continues to be so literal that maybe he isn’t doing a bit on a bit and had a few too many schnapples. Dave launches Andrew into a Drax bit from Guardians of the Galaxy. John tries to join in. Dave and Devan can sing like cats. John and Bob continue their love affair that went on after the show for about 4 hours. John tries his hand at visual bits to some success. Devan can’t say Shazza like a true bogan, despite being from Michigan. Andrew keeps trying to turn John into a 2013 lolcow meme. Collin wants to learn to do dad jokes better than Boomer Bob. Shazza gives birth to John wearing a Geno’s Steak House Tshirt. John keeps playing the victim like the leftards he despises. John says ‘first of all’ a lot, but there’s never a ‘second of all’. Our new patron wants a refund. Bob proposes the cane of John as a new mechanism to shut everyone else down. Bob kills the vibe with fingerless glove talk. Tristone tells everyone to shut the fuck up. John and Bob discuss the pros and cons of their diets. John and Bob discuss the pros and cons of their speech impediments. Boomer Bob has no friends because he pushes them away as a defence mechanism. Andrew had to butch up the conversation. Devan is a pale-face Mexican. Collin finally admits he doesn’t give a shit about the show. Great job cool guy. True HLT. Andrew loves the package. John has the best elevator stories. After the show, Bob told the greatest feet stories you’ll never get to hear because we didn’t record them. Big mistake. There’s a sim game for everything now, including the simulation we’re currently living in. Dave tries to talk and gets the knee of Derek. Americans never shut the fuck up. Collin will work on a count-down screen. Bet he does nothing because he’s much too much of a cool guy. Bob and John disagree about how much to shill the Discord and Patreon. John loves having a bit on a bit on a bit on a bit done to him. John deep calls back to the minivan. Good job John. John loves to talk about his repressed homosexual memories. Ayanami shows up to talk about Bukkake Boys and Leaf Blower Revolution. We’ll get back to the show note shortly. Have you tried blowing leaves yet? It’s quite therapeutic. Since Ayanami has started playing he hasn’t blown his brains out. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1468260/Leaf_Blower_Revolution__Idle_Game/ Andrew throws out the biggest clunker of the show and John doesn’t help it out much with his topper. Then bob tries to save it. Fuck me. Then John tries. Dave is happy he’s out and can’t be blamed for any of that. Devan the sloppy Mexican keeps dropping things while helping with the show notes. John can’t think of more than one example of anything. Andrew should be punished for every Norm McDonald bit. Bob and John miss Dave. Why are they floundering? They’re experienced podcasters. Bob has been drinking. Streamyard glitches. Bob respects Dave which brings the show to a grinding halt. Jesus guys. Keep the show going! Who the fuck still says moobs? Dave comes back from his KoD but no one cares. The show is a little boring and Devan falls asleep while trying to help with the show notes. Andrew wears pink Batman shorts. How can that be real? Why does John like putting things to the vote? John is obsessed with pink gayness on pride month. Dave took his KoD like a man. John shills the Content Kings Patreon. Thank you John. Fucking Chrischan rocks. Holy crap. Dave finds Chrischan entertaining but Chrischan rocks? Holy shit dude. Collin fakes a pubic hair bit. The whole team miss out on the perfect Chris rocks segue Now we’re in a different show about conspiracies. Bob trolls Devan. Where are the jokes? Everyone runs out of steam. Dave gets pissed that there are no jokes to end the show. Hopefully, the team will do better next week.

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