Rubberneckers

Pickle Suit | Episode 3

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Episode notes

Bob puts less sauce on his intro this week. Good job Bob. Devan introduces a new introduction and flubs a little which could have totally been edited by John but John didn’t for unknown reasons. Good job Devan. John mentions Dave’s tapioca pudding remix which can only be heard on the Patreon version of the show: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings $3 tier.

John still really loves tapioca pudding. Andrew didn’t show up and Dave goes into a meltdown. John talks about some bet he lost. Sport talk.

Real men wear hats. Where is Dave’s hat? Bob throws out a real clunker. Oh no, is this what the episode is going to be like? Collin doesn’t give a shit whether he shows up or not. It’s whatever dude. Collin is the real chad I guess. John doesn’t get how the show works and expects everyone to actually use the Trello board correctly. Bob doesn’t understand foreshadowing. John continues to sabotage the monetization of the show. More tapioca pudding talk. How much can a show possibly talk about tapioca pudding? Bob panders to Ayanami with his air hose. John loves tapioca pudding but his true food love is cheesecake. Dave tries to find a way to get John to stop eating cheesecake the size of a car battery. John says ‘first of all’ way too much.

John claims to only eat 1800 calories a day. Dave politely calls bullshit on that claim. John has a little bit of a homosexual obsession for popping Andrew’s cherry. No one can understand how John is still alive. It’s a miracle. Maybe Dave is wrong and there really is a God who has blessed John with a long life of cheesecake troughs.

Bob says the same joke twice. Bob is real pissy this episode. Why? Dave brags about how awesome Australia is again. Bob and John start doing their old Bullhorn podcast dynamic and Dave gets frustrated. We all agree that Alyssa Milano is a big dummy. Bob gets bored of the topic that he brought up.

Show gets pretty boring and Dave’s rage sets in. Where are the jokes? Bob loves Godwin’s law. John and Bob continue their Bullhorn podcast back and forth. Dave can’t take any more of this. Bob won’t stop talking about serious stuff. Did he do this as a troll? Who is the master troll of this show?

Dave applies common sense and knee of Dereks Bob. Dave tries to get the show back to Rubberneckers’ style of interaction. Devan tries to sound like John. John loves to teach people lessons on shows. Why not do that behind the scenes? John doesn’t understand how to communicate with the modern man.

Bob respects the knee of Derek. Thank you Bob. John and Devan don’t know what pup play is. John wants the show to be easy to edit. Does John want the show to be entertaining? Unclear. The Rubberneckers talk about their feelings. Dave is the 2nd best circle jerker. Jodie from Po Boys podcast is the best circle jerker and the 8th member of Rubberneckers. John says ‘first of all again’. Bob agrees to keep John clean and free of barnacles. Andrew agrees to keep placating Dave’s passive-aggressive bullshit.

Andrew completes Dave. Andrew has hurt Dave’s feelings. Dave feels sad. Cold Chisel is the greatest Australian band of all time and needs to be properly recognized. Dave will not rest until all the Rubberneckers love Cold Chisel. Bob takes the knee of Derek too seriously and dies. Devan can’t sound Mexican despite being somewhat Mexican. Dave doesn’t understand. Who gives you know what about Cheech and Chong? John and his old references.

Bob comments from the grave. John tries to keep the show going with the topics on the Trello board. UFO talk with no jokes. Not even a joke about anal probing. Predictions about when the aliens are going to land. Dave is going to castrate himself like Marshall Applewhite did his hero. Collin does a call-back to John’s alien cat theory. John makes a purrrrfect joke. John and Bob continue their lovers tiff. It’s so adorable. John owes Collin $1.

Dave throws out his knowledge of organic chemistry. Aliens probably won’t be silicon-based. Slip-on shoes. The new protocol is that Rubberneckers turn off their webcams when they get bored of topics. John agrees to film a video of him putting on his shoes. Shoe talk. Bob comes back to life. He truly is our lord and savior. Dave keeps working John trying to get him to agree to wear an outward-facing body cam so we can all watch him eat.

Mexicans are very fat. And they are sloppy painters according to Bob. Ayanami is our number 1 fan. Indians and Samoans are very fat too. Samoan women are violent. Women can crush men with their massive buttocks. Bob wants to cover an ass in tapioca pudding and eat it out. Dave doesn’t want to have intercourse with John. Dave doesn’t like farting in faces. Bob continues to be a dick fairy. Ayanami is awesome. Dave is scared of tofu. Dave’s wife doesn’t understand his tofu fear. Dave got a Youtube strike for using a Chrischan clip of him saying a very bad word. He got the clip from Youtube.

Collin tries to launch into a whole segment about Chrischan but gets shut down. John still doesn’t understand what lowcows are or who Chrischan is. Dave should have worn a pickle suit. Bob wants to talk about Friends; his favorite show. Dave tries to finish off with bizarre sexual role play talk.

Collin talks slower and slower as the episode progresses. John may have gone too far in the past teaching people lessons. Dave does a highly original would you rather. John agrees to do an ABDL John John video to promote the show. Devan is pretty good at master / slave role play. Bob sleeps through this would you rather segment. Dave got traumatized by watching some master / slave role play. Devan gets frustrated by Bob. This episode should be titled Bob’s a cunt. Dave is a fly on the slave getting beaten by its master. John and Andrew share a bowl of tapioca pudding.

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