Timeline: Episode 5 - #CantNotHaveThatYum (feat. Megan Pope)

Comedian and Bean Brand Expert Megan Pope (@mpopetweets) joins Timeline to talk thirst traps, Meryl Streep's huge tits, challah french toast, and the struggle to understand selfhood in an online world where personality is becoming rapidly indistinguishable from commodification of the individual. Also, you know, Meryl Streep's huge knockers.

Megan is really a podcast pro, which makes it even more embarrassing that my audio got kinda chewed up. I had to rerecord some sections and fake-react to Megan as if it were live. I wonder if you can tell where the fuckups were?

Anyway, this one is pretty horny. #CantNotHaveThatYum

Intro/outro is Time Doesn’t Wait by The IMG, which has not been modified and is used under an attribution license.

Sound effects from Zapsplat.

Timeline: Episode 4 - Welcome To The Dad Zone (feat. Alan Silberberg)

In a recording session that lasted an entire day, Zach and his dad Alan talk about family history, audio mishaps, animated food, and the sadness of Monsterotica lost to the Audacity Wizard who eats soundwaves.

We hope this is good enough. It took us all day. There were better versions of this episode that were eaten by the Audacity Wizard. I’m sorry. I wish the Audacity Wizard didn’t eat those files but here we are.

Intro/outro is Time Doesn’t Wait by The IMG, which has not been modified and is used under an attribution license. Interlude music is The Bird Machine (Act I) by Lloyd Rogers.

Sound effects from Zapsplat.

Timeline: Episode 2 - The Art Theft Song

The podcast continues to find its footing in an episode that covers both a lot of ground and practically no ground at all. Subjects include miniature bookstores, cats, and Yoshi's feet. Sorry about how bad my brain is on this one folks. I tried so hard to think. And thinking? Why, that’s just hard these days!

Music used is The Bird Machine (Act I) by Lloyd Rogers, and Time Doesn’t Wait by The IMG, which has not been modified and is used under an attribution license.

Timeline: Episode 1 - Eeek! A podcast (Pilot)

Welcome to Timeline, which, in theory, is a bad podcast. Let’s see how it goes.

In the inaugural episode of Timeline, Zach (me, the host) takes a look at his Twitter timeline, and drinks some coffee.

Music is The Bird Machine (Act I) by Lloyd Rodgers from the album Cartesian Reunion Memorial Orchestra: the little prince-a ballet in two acts.