True Tales of the Illuminati

S1E2 - Royal Pains

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Beck and Ishmael plumb the depths of aristocratic depravity. Jackie and Dal bond over their hobbies. A swan is complicit in a murder. The crew fails to sneak into a fort under cover of horses.

CW: deadly workplace situations, gross kissing

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