Catalogue
By Tim and Simon
Two grown men flick their way through an old Argos catalogue for kicks.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Simon.
They bought the Spring/Summer No.26 Argos catalogue from 1999. Page by page, Tim and Simon make their way through it talking about the things you could buy in the 90s and memories that come with it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Simon.
They bought the Spring/Summer No.26 Argos catalogue from 1999. Page by page, Tim and Simon make their way through it talking about the things you could buy in the 90s and memories that come with it.
Latest episode
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39 - Lawnmower Men
Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes. Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your lawn is looking a bit tufty, get this in your ears. -
38 - Cat Sick Broke The House
If you're a fan of extention leads... you'll want to get plugged into this! This episode was recorded a few months back, before the UK lockdown. -
37 - Timmy and The Magic Torch
Recorded long before the UK went into lockdown, Tim and Simon talk torches and get far more mileage out of it than they should. Enjoy. -
36 - Home Alone
Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed. A few of those resources feature on these pages! This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone. -
35 - Self Isolation
Tim and Simon find themselves in isolation at the same time due to the coronovirus outbreak. Not a usual Catalogue, more of a chat over Skype, with added alcohol. But don't worry, it's still very daft. -
34 - Alarms
Tim and Simon recorded a bunch of Catalogues in preparation for now being allowed to get together again anytime soon... This is the first and it's all about alarms. Have 29 minutes of escapism. Stay safe. -
33 - Ladders
Get ready for Catalogue to climb to new heights as the men from Shropshire talk ladders. Get serious gains and bulk out your ear muscles with 22 minutes of pure comedy bronze from your pocket... if you have one. -
32 - Sheds
Tim and Simon would like to invite you into their shed of delights. Feel free to poke the bike, but whatever you do, don't poke the wasp nest! You can lose weight by listening to this. That's a lie. -
31 - Drill Bricks
Tim and Simon conclude The Tool Saga. That's the description. -
30 - Tools Talk
Tim and Simon race towards the end of the tools section, talking scars, steam and serial killers. This'll spark your pants into action!
