Pour de France: Prunes, Pinot and a Premature Finish
As the serious players come out to play, we talk sadistic Slovenians, rustic French brandy, bracing bubbles from Languedoc and, as ever, some feeble wordplay and superfluous scatological schoolboy smut.
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Buy Darrozes Armaganac from Whisky Exchange
Buy Baron de Signonac from Whisky Exchange
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Let's hope Primoz Roglic is better at cycling than ski-jumping.