Footballland

Around The World In 80 Schteves | Footballland Ep 21

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It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland.

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We're building the world's first football theme park and we're proud to announce THREE spectacular new rides and exhibits:

- Around The World In 80 Schteves. Guests travel a miniature globe by hot air balloon, visiting 80 different Steve McClarens in stereotypical national dress. If you can decipher every single Steve McClaren by his greeting and costume, you win a Rosetta Stone Audio CD narrated by the man himself.

- Patron Bruce Murray pitches his first aid method at the park, the infamous Magic Sponge.

- And Ryan brings us Golden Hands Solo: A Final Hope, a fun if slightly violent challenge featuring Team USA's hall of famer Hope Solo.

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Footballland Explained:

Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.

Anthony Richardson, CEO of Footballland

Mark Davison, Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer

Ryan Baxter, Intern.

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