Rubberneckers
A Clown, an Elephant, and a Gay Mexican |Episode 5
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Episode notes
John does a remix this week of his obsession with Dave who lives in Australia, has a superiority complex and is dying of Parkinson's. Dave laughs a little too hard. The remix is pretty good. Dave also did an epic 9-minute remix of his obsession with John which is a Content Kings Patreon exclusive.
Superstar Andrew didn’t send his audio file so he sounds significantly worse this week. As of the writing of these show notes, Andrew has yet to back down and chill the fuck out. What gives Andrew?
Stupid John still doesn’t know how to pipe the audio into Discord and instead of fixing it; he rage quit and Dave had to step in so people could listen. John was actually the first rage quitter on this episode. However, John did direct people to the Content Kings Patreon so thank you, John. It is a very slow crawl towards brand integration.
Andrew is trying to run the Streamyard this week and we practiced but Andrew completely forgot how to do anything.
Bob’s intro is a massive shot on John bitching out last week. The theme tune is sounding worse every week. We NEED the Johnny treatment. Devan’s intro is getting better every week. Collin couldn’t make it though he does make a few cameos. Dave obsesses over breastfeeding.
Andrew says “Mommy milky” which is pretty funny. John continues to try and take over everything. No, John, this is not the John show. Andrew is clearly rattled from his family bullshit.
John starts up with the Dave soundboard bit. Andrew reacts negatively to it as a bit.
John does a bit on a bit not understanding what he’s doing.
We all start doing bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits ad absurdum
The team has combined 20 years of podcasting/show experience yet this is the best we can do?
Why doesn’t John talk during this Dave soundboard bit? John could be talking to his soundboard. That would be funny. The knee of Derek is not a democracy. John continues to direct his anger towards Andrew for some reason. Andrew gets accused of being a Val, which triggers Andrew.
John is a real obnoxious asshole and goes way too far and gets the knee of Derek from Andrew.
Every circus needs a clown and an elephant. Andrew misses the point that he’s being the clown.
Bob starts up with his bullshit. Soft threatening to leave. Like he really enjoys spending time with his wife? Dave refuses to read out all the comments. Sign up to Content Kings Patreon to watch the show and read all the comments on the screen.
The team has a production meeting about how to keep the show going. It’s a little boring but what the hell can the team talk about when the clown and the elephant both KoD each other?
Dave tries to keep the show going.
Andrew and John break the rules.
John goes off again and yells a lot.
More talk about doing bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits on bits ad absurdum
Dave gives himself the Glock of Ayanami.
Dave wonders why the team must deconstruct attempts at comedy on the show.
Devan the gay Mexican mans up and demands that all respect the craft of the show.
Dave gets a semi when Devan alphas up like this and hopes for more in the future.
Brandon 2.0 thinks John is pretty. John takes the compliment.
Bob leaves for some reason.
Andrew really goes off. Holy shit. Then he tries to rationalize what’s going on but can’t keep his composure and winds back up.
Devan keeps trying to move the show forward. Bob gives a KoD from the comments to Devan.
Stupid John keeps getting everyone’s names wrong.
Andrew leaves and Dave is sad. The show is left with Dave and John and is awkward as fuck.
Dave and John talk about Pride Month in an attempt to keep the show going. Dave and John do not like each other. Dave and John tell all their hot gay stories. Get your dicks out.
Dave insists that Rubberneckers is the team of 6: John, Andrew, Bob, Collin, Devan, Dave
John and Dave both get names wrong. Goddam old people.
Devan returns and tells his selfish gay stories. John really bones up. Bob returns and tells his trans stories. He refuses to name the secret gay bars in his area because of Alabama. John’s whole world is rocked by the realization that his gaydar needs some serious recalibration. I hear that prostate probing works a treat. John doesn’t edit out Dave’s fumbling around trying to get a Youtube video working. The team goofs on pride pandering by a lingerie company.
Who the fuck is J J Bullock? I’m not looking it up.
Andrew continues to message Dave while he’s trying to do the episode. What the fuck? Come back Andrew for fucks sake? John tries to start a war with Simple Blasphemy podcast. They won’t engage because they’re little bitches. Actually, it’s just Andy who is a total bitch. He barely tries on his show and has ugly bags under his eyes. You’re a little turd Andy. The others are fine; especially Pigtails; he’s a sweet man.
The guy who does the show notes gets bored of the episode for a while and stops making show notes.
What are they talking about now? Oh yes. Bob turns and defends Andrew and his family situation. This is a true masterstroke from Bob. And I do mean stroke on this fine Pride Month.
The team sees a baby and it brings them all together. No, actually it doesn’t. Andrew is still holding out. Will he return for the next episode? Tune in to find out Thursday 6 pm US Eastern.
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