Rubberneckers

Who's the Boss? | Episode 2

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Dave wants you to sign up to the Patreon $3.00 tier to watch the show live and hear the rest of the aftershow. John thinks it's a waste of your money, you would get more for your $3.00 giving it to a homeless person.

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Bob to re-record intro without weird inflection and included something about Devan, our Mexican minority hire. Should we have a female member of Rubberneckers to sideline and ogle at? Or leave it as a sausage fest? Yes, the little Mexican did actually show up this week!!

But unfortunately Collin the non-Jew with the Jew nose broke his $10 microphone so we couldn’t get his laugh track and sardonic quips Still no one knows how to start the show. No one is in charge. Dave really went for some easy laughs this episode with fart and cum material but hey; peepee poopoo tee hee (spoiler, they weren’t funny) John can’t speak. Can’t say French press.

Devan and Andrew yeah they do sound kind of alike; recommend that Devan leans into his minority status and puts on an accent or something, or Andrew stops denying his Southern-ness and talks like the rest of his family.

Devan’s webcam falls over like an incompetent cam-girl with BPD and a massive C-section scar who had to give up her baby. Devan won’t use the real term; it’s not jury-rigging

Dave derails the show by talking about Uncle Randy, but John started it. We really have to stop mentioning so many other shows. Nobody cares!

Andrew throws Dave under the bus again. This isn’t the undermine everyone else show; it’s the build, everyone, up show. We are the male version of The View. Why the needless silences? Dave gets defensive because he never expects Andrew to betray him yet Andrew does it over and over again. Dave is Whoopi Goldberg and Whoopi is in control? Dave starts a dumb hypothetical about which member Bob would engage in sexual intercourse first, it goes nowhere.

Andrew tries to be smart but Devan puts him in his place. Andrew starts slurring his words. Time for your meds Andrew? Did Bob say ‘entertaming’? Yes he did, Andrew overdoes it a little again but the bit kind of works. Did Devan call Bob John? Does anyone know anyone’s name on this goddamn show?

Why Andrew so mean calling Devan a dirty French trash rat? Is this Chad Chad Andrew?

Devan gets defensive and breaks his leftard character. When is Andrew going to lose his virginity?

Bob steals John’s thunder by doing his articles while he’s silenced which infuriates John even more John starts up with his soundboard bullshit. Did our Lord and savior play wacky sound effects while sacrificing himself for the betterment of all mankind? Andrew derails the episode by insisting on banging on and on about how much better he is than John. Andrew needs the KoD because he gets too confident. 23min. John threatens to quit again. Is this going to happen every week? (spoiler: Yes) John can’t do kayfabe so he’s serious. Devan doesn’t like hot chicks. Dave is mean insinuating that there’s no way Devan could ever get a 10. The John and Bob bickering continues.

Devan self-deprecates. Dave tries to instigate Andrew to do seat belt tits but he won’t. Maybe next episode? Dave fucks up again and his Trello board is all wrong. Autistic rage ensues.

John won’t accept that he’s part of the vaccinated elite. For comedy, one must be able to abstract from oneself and John really struggles. Dave’s brain hurts with the trolling upon trolling. Andrew saved the vaccination segment with his Taco Bell. Andrew switches to defending Dave. Dave boasts about how amazing Australia is. Andrew saves the show by bouncing on to talking about prostitution. John goes on a rant about how America isn’t the home of the free since he can’t gamble and get a blow job.

Devan puts Dave back in his place by reminding him that he’s a married incel. John hates America. Hey John, if you don’t like it, leave! Or fix it! Who would look hottest with Glory hole COVID masks? Andrew made Dave really talk about prostitutes in Queensland Australia. Bob attempts a tax joke that doesn’t really work. The rest try to make the business expense prostitute joke work but not really. Dave calls back his previous show glory days. Andrew is dumb with percentages

Bob still likes to use the word ‘wigger’ Dave doesn’t understand grape-flavored blunts smoked by black people John desperately wants a full-on race war as does his hero Anthony Cumia

Bob is a difficult person. Sometimes just answer the fucking question, Bob. John has another part mental breakdown and can’t follow the conversation

Bob gets the funniest line of the show; Fuck you, Bob. John wants to blow it all up

Andrew the professional gets the show moving forward and wins with the segues

Cheesecake and tapioca pudding then cum talk. The 2 fat asses on the show love cheesecake

Everything is amazing in New York are according to John because of the water or some bullshit. Shocker, Dave thinks everybody has tasted their own cum. Andrew is a cum sniffer. Andrew piles on the callbacks and borders on racism against our minority hire, Andrew makes a funny math joke. Devan goes for one last fat joke to close out the show but the others won’t shut the fuck up. John says ‘first of all’ way too much. Aftershow talk teaser.