Help We're On Tour In Glasgow

This is the first of three special episodes from our time on tour around the country. You find William and Jordan on a street corner in Glasgow - proof that dreams do come true - as they update you on the latest events from the Bring On The D tour an…

Help It's Fistmas At Jordan's

Jordan has invited William over for Fistmas and it's set to be their most memorable dinner at Jordan's to date. (To date the only dinner that William has had at Jordan's). The pair discuss plan's for this Christmas, answer the last ...

Help We're Practically Perfect (In Every Way)

William's dreams came true this week as he was finally able to pop in to Mary Poppins with Jordan. In this episode you can hear how they got on in the theatre, you can hear a very special voice for the very first time and Jordan hatches a very spe...

Help There's Something Under Your Bed

Once again the gin and Dubonnet becomes too much for William and Jordan (mainly William) to handle. Which means you'll get good advice for the first half or so, and then it quickly goes downhill from there. Listeners get in touch about a special C...

Help I’m Going Thin On Top

William and Jordan are back to with more advice to help you navigate the struggles of daily life, including how to deal with drunk guests at a party and what to do when you're forced to watch really bad amateur dramatics.

Help I've Had A Ride On The Duchess Of Cornwall

Don't worry royal lovers, The Duchess of Cornwall is also a ferry. Elsewhere in the episode William tells Jordan why he won't be inviting his parents to the live tour in January, Jordan thinks the Orient Express stops off in Leyton and shares...

Jo from I Secretly Record My Boyfriend Calls The Help Hotline

Jo keeps a massive secret from her boyfriend - she records him for a podcast that he has no idea exists. So her problem for William and Jordan is pretty simple - should she tell him? And if so... how?!

Help We're Live In Manchester

After their recent performance at the Manchester Podcast Festival, William and Jordan release this edited version of their on-stage show.

Help I'm Surrounded By Naked Posh Boys

Producer Ben is back to oversee quite possibly the funniest episode of the series so far. Hard to say if it's definitely true, but for the person who writes these descriptions it's definitely true. William and Jordan tackle lots of problems a...

Help My Dad's Never Brushed His Teeth

William and Jordan are let loose to record a podcast on their own as poor Producer Ben has set off on holiday for the week. When left on their own it was William who stepped up to the plate to write the script, Jordan who shared his new favourite cho…