Chapter 2: Being Santa / Nick’s F*ck Up
Being a mall Santa is hard work – harder than you might think. There’s a lot to know, such as what not to eat. Nick learned on the job, a trial by fire, full of screaming children, piss, and vomit.
And there was that brief time – the only time – when Nick actually liked Christmas, but he screwed that up, about as epically as you can!
“Saint” Nick and the Big F*ck Up is written and performed by Phil Rickaby.
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