The Dumb AF Podcast

If Octopuses Were Human-Sized, They'd Take Over The Earth - feat. Jake Ellis

If Octopuses Were Human-Sized, They'd Take Over The Earth - feat. Jake Ellis

The Dumb AF Podcast


Published: 12 April 2025 at 05:02 Europe/London

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Episode notes

Sare Bare is joined by Jake Ellis (yep, the reality TV one) for a wildly unpredictable ride through digital marketing, Botox, breakups, and the terrifying genius of octopuses. 🐙

They debate what would happen if octopuses were our size, explore their super weird nine brains, and somehow end up talking Simpsons trivia, squid vs. octopus smackdowns, and the emotional chaos of being unfollowed on Instagram.

It’s science, it’s nonsense, and it’s Dumb AF—just the way you like it.

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