Bad Counsel

Dip Me On The Dance Floor!

Sound Bites

"There's some altitude there."
"I've had Lyme before."
"She's got to like pull a tick out of the car."
"It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible."
"That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?"
"My first year roommate had sex with so many different guys and she would do it in the room while I was sitting there."
"You played with other teams, you had like 24 kids. What sport did you play, you know? Three-man football. Katie was the punter."
"I did have a slightly sexual experience on the football field once, Katie. Yeah, I did. It was..."
"And that's where Tim's predilection for shoving women to the ground in sexual situations came about."
"clog the toilet."
"What color was it?"
"That's where that dime went."
"Well, and maybe even invite her back for a threesome, right?"
"I need you to hold this for me until tomorrow. Just ground beef, you know."
"We kissed in front of him at a party. And he was like, how's your new apartment? We're like, it's good. The bed is comfortable."
"Who are they playing this weekend? Who are they playing? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Yeah, well, we love baseball. I mean, that's the thing we like to pay attention to, you know what I mean?"
"No, I love baseball. I won like $1,500 this week gambling on baseball."
"We love the show? Wow."
"Move on."
"Louise, she's a fucking asshole!"

Chapters

00:00
Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease

02:16
Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease (Continued)

05:37
Letting Go of Hoarding

14:49
Roommate Tales

25:50
Social Media and Conflict

28:23
Nostalgia and Reconnecting with the Past

30:26
Approaching Social Events with Humor

33:04
Exploring Foot Fetishes and Kinks

39:31
Humor and Lightheartedness in Conversations

45:27
Humorous Anecdotes and Bodily Functions

52:30
Dealing with a Talkative Person During a Walk in the Woods

56:41
The Curability of Leprosy and the Antibiotic Dapsone

59:24
Humor and Funny Stories as a Defense Mechanism

01:02:36
Setting Boundaries and Being Direct in Social Interactions

01:12:06
The Challenges of Attending Live Sports Events

01:16:12
The Art of Ghosting: Avoiding Difficult Conversations

01:19:30
Choosing Grandparent Names: A Fun Activity for Couples

01:25:45
Disliking Spouse's Friends

01:29:07
Vindication and Disliked Friends

01:32:13
Fun and Light-hearted Conversations

01:36:27
Different Sports Preferences

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