Bad Counsel
By Balker Talker Media
The most Outrageous Advice podcast you've ever heard.
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Solid Gold Orgy
Sound Bites"That looks like my mom.""We think everyone else looks old.""Do we look like that?""I think wives can be stolen.""Are you allowed to take life insurance out on so… -
Piss Coffee Candles
Sound Bites"It's just in time, man.""I see robots all the time now.""I was in England where it rained.""That's probably why I only did it for about six months.""I bet you're in fucking great shape.""This is how … -
Smelly Balls
Sound Bites"Well, I don't know if this was fun, but I kind of wanted to, actually I'll wait. I have a story I want to share with everybody. I want to brag a little bit. I want to brag a little, so I'll wait." -
Weed Sperm
Sound Bites"Kids home.""It reduces the bandwidth actually when they're when they're home.""The only problem is she's so into Jesus, like Michelle has to go up to the pool with her and hear ab… -
Dancing for Gold
Sound Bites"I had no idea, right? Because that's all I wanted.""Well, no, but after you date for a while and you figure out that they're cool, like, you know what I mean?""He's a check down m… -
Don't Judge Me!
Sound Bites"I love that feeling""I voice record what I'm thinking""Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues""Mmm, nice slow ghost.""How much does Tamm… -
Just The Tip, Please
Sound Bites"So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets.""How many residents did you have to get this notice to?""I'm gonna burn… -
Slapping It Behind The Wheel
Sound Bites"I'm not interested. Oh, it's a pagan set. I love""So I got to get the Penguin Cinco de Mayo shirt or the St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Those are always good.""Well, sorry Tim. I gues… -
Kissing Cousins
Sound Bites"Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?""There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man.""I feel like I stink more now than I did when I wa… -
The Price of Victory
Sound Bites"I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only""I like being more of a generalist""I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it justice to evaluate"